me: are there any spirits listening

ouija: yes are you alone

me: yes

ouija: haha nice whats up :P

me: trying to contact my dead grandmother

ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

(via sunbrazedmisfit)

"I’m trying to figure out the best way to tell you that all I want, all I have ever wanted, is to listen to your sleepy breaths late and night and feel the warmth of your arms as they reach out for me."
- you’re so far away. (via brizzlewritesthings)

(Source: brizzlewritesthings, via phenlee)

trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

(via painfullyunattractive)